But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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