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dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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