Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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