I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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