one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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