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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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