i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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