part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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