sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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