The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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