I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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