Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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