im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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