I looked at my own cervix.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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