think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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