In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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