Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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