If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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