It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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