Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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