Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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this boner is exhausting
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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