atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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