Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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