It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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