At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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