love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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