I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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