I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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