Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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