addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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