lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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