why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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