i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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