if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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