I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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