There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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