life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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