i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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