Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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