all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He shit in the fireplace
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