One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
NoShamevember. You game?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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