You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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