can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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