discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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