Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
is it fun? or sober?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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