that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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