dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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