JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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