Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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