I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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